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Post by MayorofHooterville on May 13, 2008 23:04:06 GMT -5
10. "Are all of these men your bodyguards?!"
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Post by MayorofHooterville on May 13, 2008 23:05:03 GMT -5
9. "I never have a ticket when I go somewhere!...a dignitary like me never pays either!"
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Post by MayorofHooterville on May 13, 2008 23:05:45 GMT -5
8. "John is more dressed up than The Mayor...isn't that a first?!"
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Post by MayorofHooterville on May 13, 2008 23:07:04 GMT -5
7. "Since when is The Mayor not considered a "dignitary" that ought to be recognized?!"
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Post by MayorofHooterville on May 13, 2008 23:08:43 GMT -5
6. "The Mayor already looked incredible but he looks gorgeous with his new glasses and haircut to boot!"
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Post by MayorofHooterville on May 13, 2008 23:09:45 GMT -5
5. "No, m'aam, that's not one of the players' great-grandfathers, that's Coach Hunter!"
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Post by MayorofHooterville on May 13, 2008 23:11:07 GMT -5
4. " I can't believe it! The Mayor went through an entire plate without spilling anything...too bad, he got down to the last forkful and it all spilled on him! Maybe next year!"
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Post by MayorofHooterville on May 13, 2008 23:12:05 GMT -5
3. "Mayor, where does your loyalty lie next year when it comes to keeping the scorebook in basketball?!"
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Post by MayorofHooterville on May 13, 2008 23:13:58 GMT -5
2. "Those cookies were long gone by the time my sons and daughter-in-law came for Mother's Day! Don't worry, your ring has been ordered!"
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Post by MayorofHooterville on May 13, 2008 23:16:15 GMT -5
And the number one thing heard at the banquet Tuesday night..."How can he turn down helping judge a Hooters swimsuit contest when he hasn't even heard any of the details! The swimsuits will be hanging up on racks out in the parking lot and he won't even help with that! Jeez!"
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